Secrets of Erotic Fellatio Event

I love my life!  You know you have a dream job when you get to talk to strangers, friends and family about the juiciest thing there is – SEX!  I shared the Erotic Secrets to Fellatio to a crowd of 75+ people last night and hopefully they all went home and engaged in mind-blowing oral sex!

This group shared the wildest places they’ve ever given or gotten oral sex and it’s a must read!  Public parking lots are super popular as are camping or public places!  Yes, look at the person across from you and figure they are doing it somewhere sneaky like you are!  In the end, we are all sexual beings and everyone likes to get a little adventurous!  Phoenicians are no different!  Here are my favorite Top 10:

TOP 10 Wildest Places for Fellatio

1. Given in a sleeping bag next to my sleeping grandma
2. Lot 59 @ ASU until the cop showed up
3. 40 feet under while scuba diving
4. In a tent surrounded by people who were yelling encouragement
5. In a DJ booth at a busy club when I was the DJ
6. At the top of the World Trade Center
7. Employees office after an interview
8. On the Golden Gate Bridge while he was driving
9. In the kitchen pantry during a dinner party
10. On the roof of a health club

Let’s hope grandma was really sleeping!  I also can’t help but wonder if they got the job after that interview?  I think I’ll pass on the scuba diving adventure – I love it but it’s not worth drowning for!  I answered a lot of great questions about taste, spit or swallow and how to prevent gagging.  We also had a great talk about whether to eat asparagus or pineapple to make things tasty!  Be sure to visit The Erotic Secrets of Fellatio for some of what you missed!

I want to extend a BIG thanks to Fascinations www.FunLove.com.  This locally started store advocates sex education and puts on free community events.  Yes, FREE!  Nothing is free in life anymore!  They do it because they believe in people having a great sexual experience and accessorizing your love life.  In an era of Snookie and sex driven reality shows, this may not seem like a big deal folks, but it is!  Sex is still a very TABOO topic in our country!  So to have a local business provide free sex education is SEXY and you’re missing out if you don’t take advantage!  Make a trip to one of their 19 stores in Arizona or Colorado your next date night!  Live somewhere else?  Search their website with your partner, order some fun goodies and have a sexy night at home!

(Via Fark, Christian Nightmares)

If you really think about it, Fellatio (aka blow job, oral sex, hummer, etc.) is kind of funny.  Think about it, you perform a lollipop act on the protruding organ of a man until it and he explodes!   If you don’t know what you’re doing, and let’s face it – a lot of people don’t, then it’s awkward, funny and can be just all around uncomfortable.  This is true for both the giver and receiver! I don’t know anyone who doesn’t have at least one horror story related to giving or receiving!

It’s a new day when churches can make innuendos about this sexual act so publicly!  But then again, Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky brought an unfounded notoriety to fellatio that will forever mark history!  Since then, it’s become more acceptable, more talked about and something that doesn’t make as many people blush.  People still blush, don’t get me wrong but that is exactly why I agreed to give a talk on oral sex!  Wouldn’t you like to know how to give a really erotic blow job or for your partner to be really good at it?  If so, my talk is for you!

(Via Fark, Christian Nightmares)

Like the sign says, when done masterfully and with some erotic tricks it really can bring a 6 foot man to his knees!  This is true if it’s really good or really bad!  If you want him to see GOD however, then come my way no pun intended!  My talk, Secrets to Erotic Fellatio at the Fascinations Let’s Talk Sex Event on Sept. 15, 2011 will give you some good tips to bring your partner to his knees!  This isn’t just for women, it’s for men too!  What men do and don’t do can really make or break it for their partner!  That’s part of the secret… it takes two to tango!

You can also bring all your questions and here are some of the most common:

• Should I swallow or spit?
• How do I ask her to swallow?
• How can he taste better?
• I don’t know where to start, what do I do?
• I can’t help gagging – what should I do?

 I hope to see you there!  Or post your questions or funny stories here!