(Via Fark, Christian Nightmares)
If you really think about it, Fellatio (aka blow job, oral sex, hummer, etc.) is kind of funny. Think about it, you perform a lollipop act on the protruding organ of a man until it and he explodes! If you don’t know what you’re doing, and let’s face it – a lot of people don’t, then it’s awkward, funny and can be just all around uncomfortable. This is true for both the giver and receiver! I don’t know anyone who doesn’t have at least one horror story related to giving or receiving!
It’s a new day when churches can make innuendos about this sexual act so publicly! But then again, Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky brought an unfounded notoriety to fellatio that will forever mark history! Since then, it’s become more acceptable, more talked about and something that doesn’t make as many people blush. People still blush, don’t get me wrong but that is exactly why I agreed to give a talk on oral sex! Wouldn’t you like to know how to give a really erotic blow job or for your partner to be really good at it? If so, my talk is for you!
(Via Fark, Christian Nightmares)
Like the sign says, when done masterfully and with some erotic tricks it really can bring a 6 foot man to his knees! This is true if it’s really good or really bad! If you want him to see GOD however, then come my way no pun intended! My talk, Secrets to Erotic Fellatio at the Fascinations Let’s Talk Sex Event on Sept. 15, 2011 will give you some good tips to bring your partner to his knees! This isn’t just for women, it’s for men too! What men do and don’t do can really make or break it for their partner! That’s part of the secret… it takes two to tango!
You can also bring all your questions and here are some of the most common:
- Should I swallow or spit?
- How do I ask her to swallow?
- How can he taste better?
- I don’t know where to start, what do I do?
- I can’t help gagging – what should I do?
